Master List of Map and Geography Jokes!

mapsales.com has searched the web far and wide for the best map jokes. We’ve included funny geography jokes and travel jokes as well. Whether you are taking a family trip or teaching students about geography, map jokes can break the ice and get children and adults conversing about places around the world, geography and maps!

Enjoy these funny map jokes!

Q. What do John Wayne and a map key have in common?
A. Both are legends.

Q. Why do paper maps never win at poker?
A. Because they always fold.

Q. What did the mapmaker send his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?
A. A dozen compass roses.

Q: What always sits in the corner but can move all round the world?
A: A stamp!

Q: Why is it easy to get into Florida?
A: Because there are so many keys.

Q: What is round at each end and high in the middle?
A: Ohio.

Q: What did the sea say to the shore?
A: Nothing, it just waved!

Q: What do fish and maps have in common?
A: They both have scales!

Q: What kind of maps do spiders make?
A: Web-based maps!

Q. What is smarter, longitude or latitude?
A. Longitude, because it has 360 degrees

Q. Why does west longitude need to be cheered up?
A. Because it is always negative.

Q. What map element plays in the band?
A. The symbols (cymbals).

Q: What’s a map favorite type of syrup?
A: Map-le syrup!

Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In riverbanks.

Q: Where is it always 90 degrees, but never hot?
A: The North and South Poles.

Q: What do you get if you cross a farm animal with a map maker?
A: A cow-tographer!

Q: What rock group has four men that don't sing?
A: Mount Rushmore!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a river and a desert?
A: Wet and thirsty.

Q: Who is the coldest relative on earth?
A: Aunt Arctica.

Q: What's the coldest city in Germany?
A: Brrr lin (Berlin).

Q: Where can you find lots of shoes?
A: In the foothills!

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Best Yosemite National Park Map

What's the best Yosemite National Park Map to plan a trip with?

Yosemite has some killer maps, photos and stories all across the web...here's a couple of map options so you can plan your trip with the best Yosemite National Park Map!

View this Yosemite National Park Map

What does this Yosemite National Park Map by Geonova feature?

• All campground locations
• Points of Interest including Yosemite Falls, Badger Pass, Wapama Falls and more!
• Mountains with peak height
• Information Center locations
• Locations of lakes and rivers
• Detailed roads and trails

Zoom in on Yosemite Park Map

How does it compare to the Yosemite National Park Map by National Geographic?

• Detailed topography
• Picnic as well as campground locations
• Hiking train mile markers - know how long trails are!

The result? While we love the Yosemite National Park Map by Geonova for the vivid color, it's better as a keepsake and  decorative map. The Yosemite National Park Map by National Geographic is the best map for planning, traveling and camping in Yosemite Park.

What are some interesting facts about Yosemite National Park?

• Giant Sequioas are the largest living things on the planet! They grow in Yosemite National Park
• The vast majority of the park's 1,200 square miles is uninhabited by humans and often only 7 square miles are traversed by visitors!
• Yosemite contains 20% of California's 7,000 known plant species.
• Yosemite Falls is the highest waterfall in North America and third highest in the world, standing out at 2425 feet.

Maps for Walls: How to Decorate with Wall Maps

Maps are everywhere right now, stretching across whole walls. Do you need special wallpaper for maps on your walls? No, you just need to find someplace like mapsales.com that will print your map as large as you need it!

On wall maps you see where you've been and dream about where you're going. Maps connect the past, present and future all at once in our physical space. Display your travels and the scope of your dreams with maps that stretch across the wall.

We've picked a few beautifully decorated spaces and we'll show you how to get the look with maps for your walls!

We love the bright colors in this wall map.

Find a World Wall Map

Decor Tip: Find maps for walls with vibrant colors to pull a room together.

Yellow Vintage Wall Map

Decor Tip: Or choose a map in one tone for a bright conversation-starter.

Island Maps for Walls

Islands are prime backdrops for pirate and treasure-seeking adventures. Maps on walls inspire imaginative play and set the scene for good night story-telling.

Decor Tip: Cut your maps and mix up islands for new variety across walls.

Islands of the Pacific Wall Map

Decor Tip: This Islands of the Pacific Wall Map features dozens of islands, with dozens of possibilities for wallpapering, creating a collage or framing different islands.

Indonesia Wall Map

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World Satellite Explorer Wall Map

The Best Wall Map Ideas for the Home

Ever see those beautiful maps on Pinterest and wondered where to buy them and how to decorate with maps? We've scouted out some beautiful wall map decor ideas for the home, and how you can get the same maps!

Bold USA Wall Map for the Bedroom

This USA Wall Map looks great over a master or guest bed. The blue, red and yellow primary color scheme is consistent throughout the room. Following the color scheme in a map is an easy way to make design choices for a room!

We found where to buy this USA Executive Wall Map below!

Get this USA Executive Wall Map!

A Wall Map Across the Entire Wall

This room is one of our favorites, and it's popular on pinterest as well! The white and brown color scheme allows the blue of the beautiful oceans to really pop.

I just imagine having an intimate dinner here with friends just back from vacation. We'd be able to see exactly where they'd gone on this map! And, we found this same Political Wall Map for sale online. You can get it as large as 9x12 feet!

Political World Wall Map

Unusual Thematic Wall Maps for Modern Decor

This wall map hangs over the bed with wooden railings. Just like an old vintage classroom map!

The stark white combined with bright pops of color add life to the room. The hanging lights draw the focus further to the focal piece of the room, the World Climate Wall Map! This unusual wall map features bright bold colors for a modern design.

World Climate Wall Map Available on Spring Rollers

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